I think cops and private security that use Segways should also have badges that say “To Swerve and Protect”


Beware the Ides of March…also March Madness and Mad March Hares. What is an Ide anyway?

Dodged another jury duty bullet…woohoo!!!

If you haven’t heard me before…let me reiterate my deep love and affection for Nitrous Oxide when getting dental work.

In Charlie Brown’s world I wonder what the kids sounded like to the adults.

Let me be the first to wish eveyone a happy New Year 2013. Yeah…I know…but I just wanted to be the first to wish it 😉

32 minutes from Union City to SF…I should leave at 5:50 every morning.